Water Closet (Bathroom) Spell
Spell to Make your Lover Leave You
Silver Ravenwolf - Silver's Spells for Love
Begin this spell on a Saturn day. In emergencies, another day will
do, but it will require your best effort during a Saturn hour to
begin the spell. After that, it's easy.
Supplies: A new pen with black ink, ballpoint or felt tip: bathroom
Instructions: Write the full name of your unwanted lover on a piece
of bathroom tissue with your new pen, followed by the word BEGONE!
in capital letters (include the exclamation point.) Drop the tissue
into the water of a clean commode. Perform the natural function
for which you had entered the rest room to begin with. Close the
lid and flush. Do not look back. This must be done at every visit
to the restroom, even the ones in the middle of the night, for ten
consecutive days. This means you must have your pen handy at all
times, and you must NEVER use it for writing anything else, for
any other purpose, or the spell will be broken (not to mention the
effects it would have on the other writing purpose.) After midnight
of the tenth day has passed, throw the pen away (daylight hours
on the next day is fine.) Do not use a trash can in your home or
place of employment. A public waste can away from your daily living
environment is best.
The results of this spell are that the unwanted lover will abruptly
depart, or they will begin making noises about how the relationship
is no longer satisfactory, etc., and how it might be better for
each to go their own way. They will be inclined to leave of their
own accord. Should such a dialogue open, encourage it.
Warning: If the unwanted lover should leave before the end of the
ten-day spell, or begin making remarks that separation would be
beneficial before the end of the ten-day spell, DO NOT cease the
spellwork. Otherwise they will leave and come back, change their
mind about leaving, or other situations associated with the relationship
will come back to haunt you later. It is important that you finish
the entire ten days.
Advantages: Cleaner than a Witch's bottle. No burying or other
disposal (other than throwing out the pen) required. Discreet and